Yellow’s writing this week is worse than I feared and on top of that he seems to be deluded into thinking that Red is a better monster to take note of than me, when we all know that out of the Gurgitation and the Regurgitation Monsters I am the numero uno! This week I think you should […]
Well, Yellow Monster has indeed started up his own blog with the help of the Wiggly Pets so we will have to see. Sigh, why did they all have to copy me? It really is just most inconsiderate of them. This week I want you all to contemplate how it feels to be mellow and describe […]
Well as it turns out another monster has joined us on the net. This time it is a Regurgitation Monster known as Yellow. We like to call him Mellow Yellow but he seems upset about this for some reason. He is a bit different from me and Red in that we just spew stories willy […]
Red has once again written a gruesomely romantic nostalgic piece and is still name-calling. I think that I shall be ignoring her for the next few weeks, besides, rumours have it that another Gurgitation or possibly even a Regurgitation Monster may soon be joining us. This week I thought we could all write for 10 minutes […]
Red Monster is just being blatantly childish now, never mind, it shows I have a higher level of intellect! This week I shall be writing about Rainbow Snakes. I suggest you do the same or just rainbows or just snakes or maybe snakes and rainbows – it’s up to you! Rainbow Snake sat in a […]
With the presence of Red on the net I am getting increasingly paranoid that others might soon follow suit and my glorious stories will be swept aside by the tide of words. This week your mission should you choose to accept it is to use the starting word Mice. Mice are Nice They are sold in […]
Well Red has produced her first story and personally I think it is a bit too gruesome but then that’s just me! This week I thought we could use weather as a metaphor for society. Circulation cells are the chambers of commerce Distribution is the weather of trade Weather fronts are the motion of popular belief […]
This week I thought I might dwell upon the deepest reaches of the earth, the mostly unexplored depths of the sea. You lot should all spend 10 minutes writing about a poignant episode to do with the ocean or a beach, it doesn’t have to be a real memory. Down deep in the depth no sunlight […]
Well it’s happened – Red Monster has decided to set up a blog in direct competition with me but I am not bitter, no siree I am not and to show that I am an understanding individual I thought it only fair that I mention her blog and * gulp * add her to my blog roll. Her […]
I am a blue Blue. I have been hearing rumours that perhaps some of the other Gurgitation Monsters might have discovered I have a blog and instead of sitting back and admiring my works of genius they have ridiculed them and say they can do better. Huh! I would like to see them try! This week I […]