Green Monster is just being plain silly but I blame the other monsters for his nerosis. I just wanted to say that I didn’t think Reveiwing was a black art and that we all do like him. So I have started writing letters and emails to explain things to him. For some reason he said […]
For once Yellow Monster is talking sense, but I still feel he should apologise to me for all those pathetic names he’s been calling me like “matey”! I mean, really, it is not called for, is it? I think I also need to talk to Green Monster who seems to have got in a tizzwozz […]
I am refusing to say anything; I am so upset with the other monsters Red, Yellow and Green. I feel that once again they are being unfair and twisting my words. To carry on the previous exercise you must all now write about tea in a neutral way. Neutral Tea Hot beverage containing stimulants such […]
There are many things I need to address this week for a start – Yellow has offended me further by adding Buddy to the list of pathetic names he has called me – I knew allowing other monsters into my writing space was a mistake. Then there is Green monster who seems to have misunderstood […]
Yellow Monster is just piling insult upon insult now – not only did he have the audacity to call me “dude” but now he called me – MATEY!!!! Matey!!! I mean, come on! It’s not like Yellow’s some character out of a Redwall novel, is it? He sounds like an otter! And this proves something […]