I am Blue and Bluer than Blue, Green had a party and invited Yellow and Red but not me. He apparently doesn’t like me. Red says this is because I’ve scared him, so I thought I could apologise and go to the party anyway, but they threw me out and Green wouldn’t even come out […]
Green Monster is being pathetic but I have my orders from Red Monster and Yellow Monster not to keep calling at his house, and to sort things out and apologise. I think they are all being unfair in saying I’m arrogant, self-centered and aggressive. Red got really narky with me, she’s got a temper she […]
Green monster is going completely OTT. I didn’t mean I wanted to ferment him into bottles of green ink, I just picked green ink for the story because it is more unusual than blue, black or red ink and I thought it would show the obsessive personality more clearly. Red Monster has told me that […]
Green Monster is just being plain silly but I blame the other monsters for his nerosis. I just wanted to say that I didn’t think Reveiwing was a black art and that we all do like him. So I have started writing letters and emails to explain things to him. For some reason he said […]
For once Yellow Monster is talking sense, but I still feel he should apologise to me for all those pathetic names he’s been calling me like “matey”! I mean, really, it is not called for, is it? I think I also need to talk to Green Monster who seems to have got in a tizzwozz […]
I am refusing to say anything; I am so upset with the other monsters Red, Yellow and Green. I feel that once again they are being unfair and twisting my words. To carry on the previous exercise you must all now write about tea in a neutral way. Neutral Tea Hot beverage containing stimulants such […]
There are many things I need to address this week for a start – Yellow has offended me further by adding Buddy to the list of pathetic names he has called me – I knew allowing other monsters into my writing space was a mistake. Then there is Green monster who seems to have misunderstood […]
Yellow Monster is just piling insult upon insult now – not only did he have the audacity to call me “dude” but now he called me – MATEY!!!! Matey!!! I mean, come on! It’s not like Yellow’s some character out of a Redwall novel, is it? He sounds like an otter! And this proves something […]
I am really very annoyed – Yellow Monster has called me a dude – I mean can you imagine me a Blue Gurgitation Monster of the most refined kind being called a dude. What ever must you all now think of me – I am very distressed about this. And so this week I think […]
Well, Green Monster is here and I have been advising him on which books to read; information he has graciously accepted, which is good as it shows that he realises the worth of my advice. I personally am considering the nature of monster society and where Revue Monsters fit in. I think they are perhaps […]