I am upset that Red Monster thinks that I am selfish but Green Monster, who is a Revue Monster, is going to go live towards the end of this week with his blog. I’m still a bit uneasy about the amount of Monsters now in cyberspace but what can I do? I have been so […]
Due to the unfair pressure placed upon me by the other Story Telling Monsters I have selflessly spoken to Green Monster who is actually a Dude and have convinced him to start his blog. Well I couldn’t have a fellow Monster not writing at all, could I? Especially as I am supposed to be infecting […]
Yellow Monster does sort of have a point about Revue Monsters but they are just not like Gurgitation Monsters nor even Regurgitation Monsters. They are not telling stories or finding a style, they are just writing about other people’s styles and the like. Well it just seems a bit pointless to me, though I do […]
With relief I have noted that no Green Monster has yet to appear to steal the glory of my limelight. But the negativity I am receiving from Yellow and Red Monster is making me feel very alone and isolated :(. I really wanted to have a great blog and for everyone to read it and […]
I cannot believe Red Monster! I feel betrayed; there I was last week, saying how we three are the best and everybody else should butt out and what has she gone and done?! Well I will tell you what she’s trying to do. She is trying to get a Revue Monster to start up a […]
Ok, so maybe Red and Yellow Monsters are being nice and maybe the world is a better place for there being multiple monster blogs, but I really do think that three is the limit and no more monsters – regardless of type – should come on the internet for any other reason that to bask in the […]
I am not entirely sure that Red Monster and Yellow Monster are not taking the mickey out of me and frankly I feel hurt. This week I decided to just play with reversing the order of words. I decided that I would concentrate on colours and emotions too; you should do something similar for 10 minutes. Blue […]
Yellow Monster has finally seen the error of his ways and has pronounced my stories excellent! He even mentioned the word depressed which as a Blue Monster makes me happy! It is, after all, just another word for being blue is it not? And with that this week you shall all write about ammonites! If you […]
Red and Yellow Monster are unfairly ganging up on me and this blog stuff was originally my idea. It is so pathetic. Anyway this week I think we should write on the concept of food and I don’t mean comfort food! Blight The Blight struck due to it being the wettest August since 1912 and the young […]
Mellow the Yellow ‘I’m not mellow’ Monster is getting far too big for his boots. How he could possibly think that Red Monster’s post about pretty little princesses in glass bubbles was anything compared to my work of genius I just don’t know. And what did he produce? A piece about what appears to be a discarded […]